A seagull writes...
Published:
6:00 AM May 19, 2013
Updated:
6:42 PM November 7, 2020
In reply to the letter “Getting in a flap” (Opinion, May 10):
I don’t like humans, they are greedy and rude.
Whilst sat in the garden by rude man’s window, I was talking to my mate – his name is Gringo.
We were yakking aloud about a chimney pot, when someone interrupted who had lost the plot.
He shouted “Shut up” with an aggressive toned voice. So we did, as it seemed we had no choice.
I said to Gringo “It’s gone way too far.” So instead of us chatting, we pooped on his car!
That was amazing!
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