A seagull writes...

In reply to the letter “Getting in a flap” (Opinion, May 10):

I don’t like humans, they are greedy and rude.

Whilst sat in the garden by rude man’s window, I was talking to my mate – his name is Gringo.

We were yakking aloud about a chimney pot, when someone interrupted who had lost the plot.

He shouted “Shut up” with an aggressive toned voice. So we did, as it seemed we had no choice.

I said to Gringo “It’s gone way too far.” So instead of us chatting, we pooped on his car!

That was amazing!

Yak the Seagull

All Saints Road

Sidmouth