Olympic tale!

SIR - Sidmouth Olympics 2012

When they make slouching in the chair

An Olympic sport, I’ll be there.

When they give out a cup,

For refusing to get up, I’ll win it every year.

When they hand out the gold

For sitting by the fire, I’ll leave the others in the cold.

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And when I’m asked to sign my name

In Sidmouth’s hall of fame (The Knowle),

I won’t go.

How beautiful it is to do nothing,

And then to rest afterward!

Doug Nichol,

Brewery lane,