Writers please note, long letters get Pat’s goat

Good, short letters are what I seek,

For when they’re long, I grow quite weak

And I lose interest half way through (Can’t they trim a word or two!?)

Make their missives short and sweet,

To the point, succinct and neat.

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Then, with their message clear and bold,

All my attention they will hold.

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Mrs Pat Rose

74 Manstone Avenue


ED: A point succinctly made, Pat. Correspondents please note!

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