A plea for golfing widows - a golfing ode courtesy of George Carr of Sidmouth Golf Club

Last week-end - wet

there was no golf

nor the one before it

No golfing widow,

peace denied,

could possibly ignore it.

Their husbands flopped

with vacant eye,

hogging the tele,

and, what is more

these widows (golfing) bless them all

are obliged to watch the Final Score

So could I ask you all to pray,

and earnestly I beg,

for all golfing widows

and a drying breeze

to give these ladies back their peace

and spare them Gaby Logan, please.