A Golfing ode

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A plea for golfing widows - a golfing ode courtesy of George Carr of Sidmouth Golf Club

Last week-end - wet

there was no golf

nor the one before it

No golfing widow,

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peace denied,

could possibly ignore it.

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Their husbands flopped

with vacant eye,

hogging the tele,

and, what is more

these widows (golfing) bless them all

are obliged to watch the Final Score

So could I ask you all to pray,

and earnestly I beg,

for all golfing widows

and a drying breeze

to give these ladies back their peace

and spare them Gaby Logan, please.

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